Friday, April 25, 2008 | 10:01 PM
whoo okay i got gold for napha! im satisfied alrdy larh! omg adila did 44 pullups! record larh wth freak umeh LOL!
HAHA MY SCHOOL GOT LOVELY SUSHI IN THE NOT-SO-LOVELY CANTEEN BUT HAHA SUPER FUNNY CAUSE THE STALL SIGN IS STILL SELEMAT RASAK OR SOMETHING! so its really quite loser but its VERY amusing xDD
anyway this is tragic. and sad. okay so first i was waiting for faith who was queing up for sushi then a freaking bird shitted on my head larh! wth was super pissed with it. then georgia helped me wash it off like a loser retard in my canteen sink. okay so was like screaming darn agitated. then i go back and wait for faith. and im just standing there when all of a sudden ANOTHER RETARDED BIRD SWOOPS DOWN AND FREAKING CRASHES RIGHT BEFOR MY FEET AND DIES AFTER A FEW SECONDS! omg i was so darn traumatised larh! first shit now death!
claire says my
bird karma isnt good, whatever thats supposed to mean. gah okay i got darn freaked so i wenta tell adila they all and they got the uncle to sweep it up and dump it. so logical larh but now im freaking scared of birds! for now at least...

okay dont say im a sadist. but come on, how often do you get to see birds dead in your canteen floor? okay besides the time where the bird flew into the fan and its head got decapitated and the gullet and veins hung frm its head which was halfway across the canteen floor in a pool of blood.
uh... i should stop now.