haha okay this is how unfit i am. even though i got gold for my napha my stomach muscles are aching, cause me to gasp like a retarded fish whenever i laugh. haha like poh yingling luhh :D okay whatever it should be gone soon anywayyy, atleast, i hope so..

haha okay ive been calling tasha meatshit the whole of today. this is how it started!

okay so tasha met rebeka at jiang laoshi. and rebekah told her abt how they call me broccoli cause peixin thought caomei meant grass which she translated to broccoli. okay so anyway, tasha started calling me broccoli.

tasha: shzeyuin! help me chope seat for tm! wait, i mean THANKS BROCOLLI
me: omg tasha!! brocolli what brocolli! im gonna sytart calling you meatloaf then!
tasha: WHAT SHIT NAMES MEATLOAF??
me: fine. hello meatshit :D !
haha okay OMG we're such spazzes man!

anyway started on a new drama today causse i watch finish all the episodes of gossip girls uploaded on internet xD! but this one is chinese. tokyo juliet. haha its really quite nice except for the fact that everybody stalks everybody. old fashion designer geezer stalks girl by researching on her like some ugly chikopeh. girl stalks wuchun and hyperventilates whenever hes around. wuchun has some socialising problem with girls and has major issues such as over working himself and forgets to eat, fainting and happens to wake up only when girl cooks food and prodes him like hes some earthworm. wait, did i mention that the designers big break came when he did a collection using sketches made by a 5 year old. hahhaa whateverrr. OH and wuchun has ugly hair and laughs like some gay pervert. im sorry im bias yes i dont like him. ahwell im still watching cause it looks interesting. minus the desponess. haha okay i cant type and concentrate at the same time. so yeps(:

whoo okay i got gold for napha! im satisfied alrdy larh! omg adila did 44 pullups! record larh wth freak umeh LOL!

HAHA MY SCHOOL GOT LOVELY SUSHI IN THE NOT-SO-LOVELY CANTEEN BUT HAHA SUPER FUNNY CAUSE THE STALL SIGN IS STILL SELEMAT RASAK OR SOMETHING! so its really quite loser but its VERY amusing xDD

anyway this is tragic. and sad. okay so first i was waiting for faith who was queing up for sushi then a freaking bird shitted on my head larh! wth was super pissed with it. then georgia helped me wash it off like a loser retard in my canteen sink. okay so was like screaming darn agitated. then i go back and wait for faith. and im just standing there when all of a sudden ANOTHER RETARDED BIRD SWOOPS DOWN AND FREAKING CRASHES RIGHT BEFOR MY FEET AND DIES AFTER A FEW SECONDS! omg i was so darn traumatised larh! first shit now death!
claire says my bird karma isnt good, whatever thats supposed to mean. gah okay i got darn freaked so i wenta tell adila they all and they got the uncle to sweep it up and dump it. so logical larh but now im freaking scared of birds! for now at least...

okay dont say im a sadist. but come on, how often do you get to see birds dead in your canteen floor? okay besides the time where the bird flew into the fan and its head got decapitated and the gullet and veins hung frm its head which was halfway across the canteen floor in a pool of blood.
uh... i should stop now.

i like watching retarded youtube videos with shimei cause shimei gets spastic faster then me:D !
whoo physics last lesson is tmrw! cant wait to switch to bio. seriously if i had to survive another week of physics i'll just collapse and die larh xD! haha okay but the bad thing is that becasue tmrws my last physics hw, tmrw all my workbooks are due. and sad to say i havent done much really Dx! alotalot of my chapters are left blank. not good yea. and i cant be bothered to rush it over now cause i wanna continue watching crap on the computor (:

haha napha tmrw then off to finish up the peranakan project at faiths house then off AGAIN to my retarded loser tuition. gosh i hate it larh please. busybee is freaking retarded filled with retarded.. things. shit i feel mean. okay, filled with people who are wierd! gah i wanna go to another tuition somewhere besides there Dx!

okay msn tabs been flashing like crazy. oh that reminds me, claire stop trying to flash in the drama polo please! thankyou :D

kai: oh so have you ever bought those audi cards before?
ale: yeps!
kai: great! so now people are wasting well earned cash on a chunk of pixels

haha okay that was retarded. anyway im uber pissed with the lousy class photo that we took today together with the retarded guy who doesnt know how to tell us that hes gonna snap the pictures. gah i look like a umeh freak please D:

haha anyway hillsongs coming to singapore(: and i got janelle to help me buy tickets so yeps(: im happy! church camp rooming is finally settled, rather fast yeps:D we managed to finish our history project in one day ; i got aletheas friggin nice sushi! yeps this weeks been good. oh and not to mention the fact that i actually got to skip a test! which happens to be chinese! but what pisses me off is that i actually studied for it so its really unused memory space. well not that im complaining i really think i would have flunked anyway. haha

oh and i have recently been knighted as the umeh guard. okay its not a bad role if you uhrm.. compare it to others.. basically CLAIRE! YOU LOUSY UMEH YOU..!

AHAHA our lit analysis was good(: like didnt screw up and didnt have irrelevent points or nothing!ohfreak now im starting to sound like a geek faith D: anyway! then kai got scared she was to soft then i was like huh? then faith started tellin me abt putting a balloon next to my head or something as an example but i didnt have a balloon so didnt get it!

yesterday went out with shimei i cant believe that we wasted our money on retarded toy mice with 6 legs frm toys are us and spent like an hour there.. :X! lol okay so we were like crapping abt at the kiddies section then we saw these retarded buy one get one free totally scam toy mice then we got 4 for me, sm, debs bday, vans bday( long overdue for both!) then we went home to try it and found out it couldnt turn left/right what scam! have to use our feet to push it! is super retarddd superuber fun! hahathen went to watch movie and shimei became SUCH a genius and spilt nachos and cheese all over her seat and ass. so she walked home with a cheesy ass yeps(:

gah chinese test tmrw i have no idea how to memorize the retarded chengyus with all the words looking totally alike and the retarded peichis that dont make any sense to me and my retarded 4kes which seem more like 40.
ahwells(: off to mug like a good little geek..later :D




haha this is my best buy from the carnival. i like buying junk yes. and this happens to be a ballon twisted into the shape of a girraffe with retarded spastic looking eyes. oh and its named jeffery with the help of shimei and debra(: haha its so retarded. i wanted to untie the legs so its just the head and a LONNGGG stick body but i found out that i can make it spastic dance with its body so the body sayed :D!

so anyway 1GY stall did WELL! finished all the kachang puteh and the fishballs AND THE TWO THOUSAND HONEYSTICKS! which is quite retarded considering that a stick of 3 fishballs cost $2! but then again, 3 honeysticks costed $2 tooo(: whoo okay im not complaining. i think wer good at making retarded things look nice yeps(:
i like the carnival shirt. its like superduperuber long and comfy. mrs fen got agitated cause i didnt tuck in my shirt so i tucked it in but it came out anywayy(: not my fault yea?

ohya and im sitting more and more like a guy lately. crap Dx!
uhrm church today was fun. i found out that alot of people in my cg are wierd. they ALL CAN FIX RUBICS CUBE! haha i can only get past the first layer luhh. they are freaks. the guys enjoy talking about what brand of facewash is good for their face and oil control. they also like seeing how it foams up when they use it o.o . sarah is very funny and random and likes asking retarded questions and notices how monks use their robes to scratchtheir noses. rachelle is quiet and only talks to vanessa but i have made her laugh before :D! yes shzeyuin is great. uhh.. oh, keith is 1.8m. but i think if i were 1.8 i'll look like a freak(: uhh yeps!

haha okay so PEOPLE GO FUNFAIR COME TO 1GYS STALL! yes it seems retardedly sad and pathetic next to the many other stalls who have ben and jerrys and bakerzinn and all that. but ehh comeonnn, we may not have a retardedly HUGE bouncy castle or a dang cute friggin fun DDR machine but uhh.. we didnt get any sponsers! and to get all the retarded HONEYSTICKS, FISHBALLS, AND KACHANG PUTEH, the WHOLE CLASS HAD TO SAVE UP $900++ ourselves! so PLEASEPLEASE JUST GO BUY LARH OKAY?
Thanks much(:

I WANT A KISSING FISH!<3
crud im becoming more and more random by the day. i bet that if you could die from being random, id have died longlong time ago xD! haha went to wiki kissing fish and WIKI IS A SCAM! it called the kissing fish's teeth horny. FISHES TEETH ARNT HORNY GAH!

oh i wanna go to a fish spa! haha i think its cool to feel fish sucking up your dead cells and biting off your dead.. uhrm stuff on your legs. haha vanessa thinks its gross but shimei and deborah are game! now just have to find the location(:

kai is GOOD. we managed to finish our presentation notes in 10mins cause lousy peepos went to chope the compy before we could. quite retard larh. casue we ended up being like, 15mins late for lesson so was rushing like headless chickens. then we like run out and everything and got friggin wierd stares from randoms :D! haha not our fault. but guess what? our teacher was like 35mins late for lesson so we really rushed for nothing GAH.

OH YES! I MANAGED TO SELL ALL MY RETARDED CARNIVAL TICKETS YESTERDAY AND TODAY MORNING! im good or what. ILOVEYOU GABY FOR KNOWING PEOPLE WHO ARE WILLING TO BUY RETARDED TICKETS EARLY IN THE MORNING YEPS :D! im such a scam WHOO

HAHA I LOVE SHIMEI AND DEBRA AND YANNING! cause they bought scgs carnival tickets from me! so lets see. i bought two tickets, yanning bought 3, debra probably buying two, shimei buying one. SO! 2+3+2+1=8! WHOOO is like exactly the minimum i can sell! okay i am satisfied!(:

people who say oh im so emo today! i cut myself using a sicssors, i had no penknife. im so emo ): followed by a huge picture of their cut on their arm and post it on the worldwideweb bug me like gah. self inflicted pain very good meh? want to let the retarded world see arh. so loser luhh >( !

haha okay so a few more days to emily presentation! KAI PON JAP GO DO IT! oh and eprogress is a scam! i got a1 for geog not a lousy c4 BOO!:D

celery sticks with peanut butter is gross and fat.
celery sticks with peanut butter and cheese is gross.
i am such a freak. shzehui is too! gah okay whatever :D

okay chinese. supposed to do this wierdo report on this dead guy who wrote a supposedly very touching letter to a group of village kids when he thought he was going to die when he really did die 16+ years later. gah! andd.. for computor studies we're sipposed to use dreamweaver to make a webpage on chinese tradition. what scam? most projects cleared new one come. well, not that im complaining. only that this is chinese! blah i cant stand chinese please x-x!

SCGS FUNFAIR TICKETS SOMEBODY PLEASE BUY! ive sold only two sheets, to myself blah this is so bah!




okayyy so i have to
- memorize shakspears romeo and juliet x-x
- edit the interview
- pack for tmrw
- call phoebes
haha okay that was retarded ARGH! haha okay not much happened(: umehed in class with kai adila and claire. then went for drama. wer doing a retarded play. HAHA HOW FUN :D! uhhh went to visit our classroom to see if our stuff were still on the board. then we got retarded and started saying our classroom is friggin haunted. SUCH LOSER UMEHS! uhhh.. oh saw this chikopeh teacher!

OH THAT REMINDS ME! malay girls are DANGGG funnehhh! cause they learning basic chinese. so we went telling them chikopeh meant teacher. okay it sounds so lame but seirously, cheap thrills. ahh i like their accent! xD!

THIS IS MY ROMEO JULIENT MONOLOGUE:
' oh romeo romeo! wherefore art thou romeo? deny thy father and refuse thy name' or if thou wilt not, but be sworn my love. and i'll no longer be a capulet( whatever it is). 'tis but thy name that is my enemy; thou art thyself, though not a montague. whats montague? it is ...'
freak i have no friggin clue what their talking bout. just memorizing it for the sake of memorizing it. litriture boo. oh that reminds me. have to go watch shakspear in love for drama. boo D:

PLANETSHAKERS TMRW WHOO(:

Life without Jesus is like a donut; there's a hole in the middle of your heart !
crud I WANT THAT SONG but i cant find it anywhere! ANYWHERE. i remember last time i used to watch the donutman everyday on the cassette player. gosh i have the cassette player but i think my mum gave away the cassatte x-x raaarrr. uhhh.. wonder if any of them people out there still watch him._. IF ANY OF YOU HAVE IT PLEASEPLEASE SEND IT TO ME! xD

okay so we have to do a monologue and my grp got the hardest larh. there was alice in wonderland. something that ive never heard of. and a retarded one on teenagers. AND GUESS WHAT MY GRP GOT! WE GOT LOUSY ROMEO AND JULIET! with all the 'thy's and the 'thous' and the speaking in poetry. okay so im supposed to be spastic but is hard. i wanna be emo. less effort. but faith wants to do it bahs. georgias doing it in chinese opera style. COOL EH? uhrm.. yams doing it in some hyper jumping thingy. its hard but possible. yeps(:

gaby my deardear accident prone freind. PON DANCE ON FRIDAY and go slack with me till 5! blahs i dont wanna loner with georgia for 2hrs! I'LL GO MAD BEING SPASTIC boo D:

HAHA I NAMED MY PHONE ROY CAUSE I THINK ROY SOUNDS LIKE A GAY NAME :D!
ohcrud i sound like some nolife loser who goes around naming retarded things all day long D: ahwell im not so dont care luhh. i just happen to get amused by things like this.

Anyway! KAI is lousy for getting the flu and passing it to FAITH whose lousy and caught the flu and passed it to GEORGIA whose losy and caught the flu and and PASSED ME THE FLU! shit im sick. and im not fully sick so i cant pon school but its uncomfortable. whats the use of falling sick when you still have to go to school and feel uncomfortable at the same time. haha anyway i got my voice back so planetshakers shouldnt be a problem(:

haha claires eye is POOFED UP! is super wierd and retarded. like blobby? EW and theres pass in there too. well okay i think its kinda cool in a sick gross way! alexTAN didnt dare to look at it at all! HAHA apperently claire got it cuase of her dog or something. HAHA LOUSY!

me and shimei had a gay conversation on sms today. it was funny like raarr :D HAHA DEBRAAA HOWS THE GREENTEACOFFE EH?

HAHA okay so today was FUN like blah! okay so i went creative horizon and janelle walked in while we were watching charlies angel. then she tried grabbing my phone and running off. ahh janelles adorable!
THEN. i went to church. which was good(: halfway through janelle smsed me saying that hillsong is coming! SO I WAS LIKE OHMYGOSH HILLSONG!? then she was like yar, coming my church. can help you buy tickets. and two for your friends. I WAS LIKE JUMPING LIKE A HEADLESS CHICKEN! I LOVE YOU JANELLE! I CANT BELIEVE YOU MANAGED TO GET ME AND SHIMEI AND DEBORAH TICKETS! WHOOOO!

after church we went out to j8. me, van, deb, sm, sarah. nat didnt come church larh. stupid like what. this week she got open house, next week i got carnival, two more weeks until i say byebye to natasha frm tm. seriously sota is a scam!
we ate standing in the foodjunction. then we walked around and i bought this dang cute phone pouch! then we walked around somemore and at 8.40 we decided to buy hagan daz. so we sat down whatever. then we went to the counter and wanted to shre the 9.90 icecream. but they said only for takeaways so we got up and left with the 9.90 icecream. the the woman who set our tables was super agitated WHOOPS!

okay so after that, i bused home with shimei. sat in the uber nice bar bus thing! super nice i want all buses to be furnished like that:D okay so got home went on msn. debs telling me about how the article started talking about lizards bursting their blood vessels through their eye sockets and jet of red stuff at assailants and making her feel like puking cuase shes superuber full. OKAY SO SICK AND RETARDED!

TODAY WAS GOOD YEPS! planet shakers in 6 days!

okay thats just spastic. the monkeys really a tissue box covering- hard to breathe in boo. dammit i think im turning spastic x-x!

PLANETSHAKERS EXACTLY A WEEK TO GO! WHOO

OHMYGOODNESS TODAY WAS GOOD. like okay so we had our class cheer competition and we got THIRD! I CANT FRIGGIN BELIEVE IT OKAY WE SCREWED UP SOSO MUCH LIKE DRUMMERS WERE MIA-ING AND UHRM... LOTS OF PEOPLE LOST BEAT! THEN AFTER THAT WE ALL WERE LIKE AIYA WE SO SUCKS AND ALL THAT SHIT BLAH CRAP BUT WE STILL MANAGED TO GET THIRD! LIKE OHMYYYY WAS SO FUNNY!

OH NEXT! DEBORAH WENT TO GOLDHILL AND GOT THE WRONG PLACE CAUSE SHE WENT TO PLAZA INSTEAD OF CENTRE AND IT WAS RAINING AND IT WAS 30MINS FROM CLOSING! but she managed to find it! and she got my tickets! i think i may have typed in my email addy wrongly thats why i didnt manage to recieve the confirmation email. but ahwells.. THANKYOU DEB FOR GOING ALL OVER IN THE RAIN! ON SAT I'LL BRING MY HAIRDRYER TO TM AND LIKE FAKE BLOW DRY YOU OR SOMETHING! THANKYOU SOSO MUCH DEAR!

shimeis friend is coming along for planetshakers too! and shimeis going to meet me and gabys on the bus then we go together. wer going retardedly early cause i want good seats. and we need dinner! ah cantcantcant wait!

for the sota crap i think people will complain larh. nat said got alot of christians. hopefully some people will lodge a complain and theyll change it to morning or something. God can do wonders what! LOL! yeps. LIFES TOO FUN TO BE EMO,HELLO?

okay so alot of things are going super screwed right now D:
- nat wont be able to come for tm for like ever starting next month
- van can only come tm like 1 or 2 times a month
- i havent recieved the email!
- class cheer is being retarded and half done when the competition is tomorrow

boo. okay but nevermind lorrhh. will worry about tomorrow when tomorrow comes. and haha im going to trust God and try my best to believe that God has His plans and like, whatever happens happens for a reason larh(: even though its currently superduperuber hard. aiyaa..

OMG im dang uhrm no comments. ran 2km. dammit two girls couldnt make it by TWOseconds! TWO! and becuase of TWO seconds we minused FOUR class points so we are in THIRD place now. but third place isnt bad larh:D

we made a kebaya yesterday. its friggin good. went all over arab street looking for cheap ones! oh and we managed to find a maniquine too! so the barbie doll was scraped. quite sad larh we were going to pull of her head and arms and like, use mold to make her fatter. OHMYGOODNESS I SOUND FRIGGIN SADISTIC x-x! ahwells, too bad i cant be bothered to post a picture of it and C is for CHINGAY(: slept damn late. i fell asleep alot. oh, and i got a zero or max a 2 for chinese test. boo D:

GYians REMEMBER TO WEAR RED AND WHATEVER RED RETARDED THINGS YOU MANAGE TO DIG UP FROM WHO KNOWS WHERE! THANKYOUS WHOO(:
whoever reads this good for you. i cant be bothered to relay the sms about it. too bad