STRY NO 1.

poodle saed:u noe i had dis cuz hoo erm...kills frogs!he wuz lyk holdin it in his hand cuz he went 2 dis frog farm.den he wuz pettin it n saein::gd frog,gd frog,DIE!n squished it n all its GUTS came out frm his mouth!den he killed a frog n bounced it up n down den...he...cut out its tongue n...yeesh...startd usin it 2 stick on stuff...den i wuz lyk:omg!den felt lyk puking.didnch believe.but den she sae he gort a problem wan.lyk.he dosent tok n lyks killing stuff.lyk wen he squished a guppies stomach n all e babies came out n e mummy guppy dieded!!!SAD RIITE!!!???

STRY NO 2.(da jie feel guilty>( )

dajie wuz chasing a frog.chasechasechasechase.step on it.guts cme out.shetakes an iron rod.n hits it.den she saed it wuz cool cuz erm...can hear e splat sound wen it lands.wuz even MORE disgusted.wtg dajie.lyk omuaiigosh lar.sadistic ppl

den idiot ahgong came along tryin 2 fulfill her evil destiny(btw she kinda sarks @ it)n wuz lyk.souns fun.but puhlease lar.she wunch hv e guts.shell kind in e corner wid mi!!yay ol feebleness.

ahgongs a slob.he saed it wuz funner 2 b a dog.den poodle wuz lyk::if u wanna b a dog.u hafta b energetic n alive.n ur...ol n ermm...
den ahgong wuz lyk::fyn!i wanna b ahgong.
ahgong has also been tryin 2 fulfill his evil destiny n sarks at it(as seen above)he wuz lyk...she wuz lyk.muahaha!4 reasons y im evil!!!

1. im dumb!all evil villins r dumb
2. im ugly!all evil wierdos r ugly
3. im bald...evil=bald
4. i hv a evil nicname(she made it up herselfXD)im e kailinator!...ahgongaitor...baldiator.
   
   den gm heard n wuz lyk:shuddup ahgong.ur baldy waldy.
   <>LOSER!(im sry)

THE END!!!

ps,kailin,liftin up&down mi bigbig file will nort make u any less flabbi!!>< !!!