STRY NO 1.
poodle saed:u noe i had dis cuz hoo erm...kills frogs!he wuz lyk holdin it in his hand cuz he went 2 dis frog farm.den he wuz pettin it n saein::gd frog,gd frog,DIE!n squished it n all its GUTS came out frm his mouth!den he killed a frog n bounced it up n down den...he...cut out its tongue n...yeesh...startd usin it 2 stick on stuff...den i wuz lyk:omg!den felt lyk puking.didnch believe.but den she sae he gort a problem wan.lyk.he dosent tok n lyks killing stuff.lyk wen he squished a guppies stomach n all e babies came out n e mummy guppy dieded!!!SAD RIITE!!!???
STRY NO 2.(da jie feel guilty>( )
dajie wuz chasing a frog.chasechasechasechase.step on it.guts cme out.shetakes an iron rod.n hits it.den she saed it wuz cool cuz erm...can hear e splat sound wen it lands.wuz even MORE disgusted.wtg dajie.lyk omuaiigosh lar.sadistic ppl
den idiot ahgong came along tryin 2 fulfill her evil destiny(btw she kinda sarks @ it)n wuz lyk.souns fun.but puhlease lar.she wunch hv e guts.shell kind in e corner wid mi!!yay ol feebleness.
ahgongs a slob.he saed it wuz funner 2 b a dog.den poodle wuz lyk::if u wanna b a dog.u hafta b energetic n alive.n ur...ol n ermm...
den ahgong wuz lyk::fyn!i wanna b ahgong.
ahgong has also been tryin 2 fulfill his evil destiny n sarks at it(as seen above)he wuz lyk...she wuz lyk.muahaha!4 reasons y im evil!!!
- im dumb!all evil villins r dumb
- im ugly!all evil wierdos r ugly
- im bald...evil=bald
- i hv a evil nicname(she made it up herselfXD)im e kailinator!...ahgongaitor...baldiator.
den gm heard n wuz lyk:shuddup ahgong.ur baldy waldy.
<>LOSER!(im sry) THE END!!!
ps,kailin,liftin up&down mi bigbig file will nort make u any less flabbi!!>< !!!
hmmm...okae.naw adaes do alort of pointers hor.nort mi fault.i verii lazy post.so juz slap her slap there luhz..meaness?okae.wateva.hahas.janelle gort in2 scgs sec liaos!!yayy!!erm..no nort e ~im-a-martian-whads-friendster~janelle.well duh.hahas.=.=
napfa sarkd lyk hell luhz.so crappy.den is lyk bleah!n i lyk wokd 4 rnds n stil juz barely gorta c!tts haw much i slack.can i help it tt i h8 sun+runnin=sweatin??hahas.but yar.all e rest of mi erm...stations??gort A!!!!YAYSS!!!GOLD!!!den alorta other ppl gort gold!!!haha.so yeaa...PROCKS IS NORT GUNIANG CLASS TNKQ VERII MUCH!PTTHHH!!!!so there HA!hopefulli can get mos gold class again..den can get ICECREAM!!!FATTENIN ICECREAM!!NYC FATTENIN ICECREAM><"!!!!yayys!!
had sum crappy play.dey came.dey conquered.we laffed lyk shit!hahahaha.is lyk.all e guys wer gayish.n danced lyk whad...chinese dance?n so calld sunglimautama(gort non idea haw 2 spell..!!)lurvd dancin n wuz a emo wierdo hoos so called mother or whad he tinks is e god of e sea is a guy!!did u catch tt?okae.oyar.scratch tt...SUPREMELY EMO!!!!he wuz lyk sighhhh...!!!den dese wierdo so calld emo dances wearin phantom of e opera masks startd doin a supposedly emo dance arnd him.WTH!?
i bustd my bills.dang.i shall start savin mi $ n lyk pay it off.I SO NEED A 1500)) SMS PLAN!!!!but no.it either doesnt xist of ir friggin x...reality of sadness??hahas
gtg naw.(ps 2 poodle,no,ahma will nort give u back ur penife.SO THERE!HA!)lurvs
SMILEZsmilezSMILEZsmilezSMILEZsmilezSMILEZsmilezSMILEZsmilezSMILEZsmilez!!!(((:
erms.cant remember alort.naw shall go in2 luosuoness!!(:bear wid mi
hmm...okae,so yar.e new western restaurant is seriously ova$ but is freakishly addictive.okae.wtv.i qued up 4 25mins n 4 whad?1 chix wing!!!!!25 mins!!!!!!bleahness.><
ms o-im-so-tond startd makin us live in hell 2x a wk!woot!=.=nort.is lyk wtv!!!she wuz lyk<
tink tt dese few daes alort of us bcame seriously whad luhz.lyk.er.yar.abit whack liddat.hoo shall we blame dis tym.o i noe!IDIOT FREAKIN PSLE/ORAL!!!!!!!haha.is lyk we had our oral den wuz lyk freakin out cuz ms chia go make it so lyk nervousish wid her freakin out.n it turnd out tt eng wuz seriously kinda easy.xcludin mrs wee tt sum sad souls gort.wen she wuz all::whad causes global warmin?//where do uget energy frm??//whad r e effects of global warmin.seriously=.=
den yala.i got dis nyc teacher tt i wuz super scared of cuz in p2 durin oral wen linin up i tokd lyk shit den she made mi stand up on stage den i didnt wan so she juz made mi stand up in front of e cls.but tnkfulli she didnt remember mi.den shit lar.gort dis super scary ch tester.ol n red hairy.crap=.=
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2dae,went little india!haha.wuz uh...scary,lyk e 1st part of it.cuz had 2 go visit a temple...scaryscary temple.den i didnt wanna go in.but ms chia wuz all::noo...shud go in.its an oppourtunity u mite nort get again.juz go in c whad its lyk.den wuz lyk,is nort lyk will b preachin or sumpthin liddat.so yar.had 2 go in.n wuz lyk scary.cuz had erm...things eatin a womans guts n er...eatin babys...n heads rollin on e ground.didn lyk it!!!!den mow oso didnt wan.den nort fair luhz.e other grp wuz alowd 2 skip den mi n mow go try askin tour guide person again den she wuz all:;y u gurls takin so long!hurry!or will clash wid e other grp!so yala.gort no choice.go den go luhz.
but nooo!!e tour huide preachd lyk...slitely,wuz tellin us abt all dese gods n er...wich god is 4 whad stuff.den compared it 2 christianity saein tt e """wrds""" r omost alyk so yar....mow wuz all =.="""""...dunch blame her..!!
i gort...HANNA!prettypretty hanna!4 lyk 50c!50C!!!tts lyk cheapish.considerin tt e design wuz freakin nyc n stuff!!!<33.gm>
went 2 c e peacock feathers.wantd sum.but wen gort there e feathers wer all brown n droopish.so 4get it luhz..^^"
hmm..went bac 2 skool,bot frm e new ova$ western food stall...4 lunch.gort xtended..by lyk 30mins!!!!haha.cant remember whad else happen.owell!!feel so slackish naw adaes.is lyk.no1 onlyn.meanin everywans studyin lyk shit.lyk poodle go get her jie 2 keep her compy until after psle.den ahgong neva onlyn.n gm dun gort internet @ hme...sighz.okae.tts all!!byby