Friday, June 29, 2007 | 7:43 PM
u tink u got 1 of e worls evilest teachers?well.i do.shitty fit pe teacher
lyk.ew.she cims in.saes her name is ms GUEE!n starts shoutin orders @ us.lyk wth.n get dis.she managd 2 get us 2 lyn up in 5secs while MS CHIA cudnt get us 2 lyn up in 10mins.
is lyk.all she does is stand in e sun wid her perfectly tonned body saein run!i cant stand scgs gurls!im goin 2 hv trouble wid dis class!run!dont walk!run faster!2 more rouns!ROOARRRRR!!!!!ok.so yar.she pissd us off.den hor.she go wana give us pe hw!HW $ PE!PATHETIC!is lyk.shes all pe isnt juz abt ur fitness.its abt ur mental strength in dis ur gonna dy if u dun believe mi voice.lyk seriosuly....den shze wuz lyk im trained in pe...wait...im VERI trained in pe.den she startd boastin abt haw many skools she tot in.lyk seriously..i bet it wuz cuz all e ppl complain.she wuz frm lyk wad...nyps b4 she came our skool.pitypity all e nyps kids.hopefulli,she gets sent 4 a teachin course in farfar away land....wait...farfarFAR awae land.okae.satisfied.hmm...
o...den yesterdae,nat brot mcfly album.lyk is realli ol.dunno y she gort it.but yea.den tt song 5 colours in her hair.e lyrics wer realli quite...erm...disturbin.well wtv.den wuz lyk shes gort nyc legs den i wuz all u notice haw guy bands alwaes sing abt girls...erm...ya.n gurl bands dun sings abt lyk guys legs?den cheryl wuz all...wad.hes gort nyc legs?den yarr...XD!hmm...
den 2dae is skool ms chia wore dis realli taitai lkin shirt.lyk lks lyk a piece of drapes den gort ribon @ e side.den lyk omuaiigosh!!den she go cut her hair lyk usin bowl cut liddat.wuz all round straistraitstraitstrate.kae.nywae,den rae wuz lyk,i noe y she cut her hair.so i wuz lyk y?den she said tt cuz she gort a freakin big pimple on her forehead den she go try cover it up.haha?dunno haw tru it is tho..
haha.yar.den dese few daes gort alotta ppl call mi ahlian.lyk again.so haha.wtv.changed mi tagboard.changed mi skin.fullstop?2mrw gort nyps funfair.sm goin alone.all her other frens goin in e afternoon.ask mi if i can go.cannot.gort tuition.askd her go arnd wid mi bros.she freakd.so fun!haha!FONE NORT YET REPAIRD!!!SNIFF!GOTTA USE MI BROS LOUSY FONE>>>sighzz
ok.gtg naw.byby!
Sunday, June 24, 2007 | 7:07 PM
aloha!ok.im feelin freakishly random 2dae.is lyk.2dae i fin my 7 stupid crappy art pieces.stupid luhz.den i got a new blogskin.den i called kailin.n she wuz all deadish.so i got bored.den er.she sudd wuz all OMIGOSH!GTG!BY!haha!wierdness of e ahgong.0ok.i shall start frm church....!!!!
woke up.den foun out tt shimei wuz NORT goin 2 church.felt dead.got 2 chuch.wuz lyk stoning.all e quiet p6 gurls came.still stonin.den sudd hear a voice tt saed:MUMMY HAWK!den i turn arnd.haha!hello mingen.4gort all abt e mummy hawk.poor hawklet van.haha.den got sum wat revived.den van came.n wuz all.HARLOE den erm.she took out a gel pen n startd tryin 2 rite on a foto wid it in a retarded fashion.laffs @ her.she gives up.finds out EVIL tasha is there.screams.gets stares.shuts up.finds out nat not cmein.sighz.sees debs dad doin hoo noes wad in e rm.turns arnd.sees deb lookin freakin pitiful sittin nex 2 HER(TASHA).haha!funness!!!ok.den2dae cuz i got 2 chuch early.den dey wer playin HILLSONG<33.but>wads up wid her eyes.shes sooo lyk tt inez luhzz.4eva rollin deyr eyes.roun n roun n roun the mulberry bush!.feelin random.not my fault!xP!
ok.den nywae.after church...uh....
retardedness+randomness=happiness((:
ok.byees
Saturday, June 23, 2007 | 7:38 PM
harloe!!ok.i dleted my ol church camp post.so naw e new n improved post!!!!:::::
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ok.im feelin lazy 2 typ 2dae.so i shal....get off sms blog.er.sum parts la.haha.ok.e 1st dae we wer all ttly whack luhzz.den went 2 zz @ arnd 4+!!haha!retardedness.wuz all pushpullpokepokepokeSCREAM!!!!haha.retardedness..wait ya.sm got better wrds....hm...ok!quoted frm sms bloggie"" NAT N SY KEEP KICKING AND SLAPING AND POKING EACH OTHeR. was like tt: NATASHA IS MEAN. KEEPS KICKING DEB. says sy. NO SHES NOT. says deb. U R OKAY. says sy. HAHAHAAHHA POKES KICKS SLAPS. nat n sy. uh oh. beds separating. deb gets off to push together. than more kicks pokes slaps seperates again. PUSSHHH. use feet in a despo attempt so rejoin beds. more kicks pokes slaps. BUTT ENDS UP IN GAPS BTW BEDS. lets sleep lidat! sy. i say gonna sleep on floor. BUT MIRACLE OF MIRACLES sy n nat get off!!!! van is snoring lyk shit. stupid ar. so me and deb enjoy a 'peaceful' night of 5 hr sleep. HAHAHA""tnkq shimei!!!haha.okay.den after tt i went 2 set e alarm 4 745!so retarded.1st used tarzan n jane as ring tone.but SUM ppl still cud zz tru it so changed it 2 candyman!n YES!!!!success!!!hahahaha!
ok.got bad memory so my post is lyk jumbled kae?not in order!!!^^""
getting bac..ok.den got service.n wuz lyk.led by sum gayish guy called...RoY!!haha!den kept doin dose bimb handsigns.den wuz lyk shocked!den cgee kept laffin @ mi.cuz las ear n stuff neva go.den neva c him b4.so wuz lyk...-_-"""""haha.den he veri wierdwierd 1 luhhz.wuz lyk.we shall watch a movie 2nite.we gotta lotta choices.n i cant please every1.so e majority will get it.den after tt he cum 2 e p6 gurls n ask wad movie we wantd.n we picd.n he playd it!!!haha.so much 4 majority wins!
den we painted our nails lyk.alot!haha.kept paintin myn candy colours wich made mi lk supremely bimb,saddenin rite?but wuz lyk nyc....haha.den las dae sm oso paintd candy colours so hurray!!!wuznt alone!!!!!
oya.hotel got super fun water slide wich gives ur hips bruises.haha.den e slide got clogged up by all e sec1 guys.den l8r dey wer lyk sorrysorry.den nat wuz lyk u better b!so yar.wuz funni.den vanessa bein her ahlian self startd whining wanting 2 go 2 e jacuzzi den sm n nat didnt wan so continued sliding n sliding.haha..so fun!den e jacuzzi got invaded by all e big tmers.so lyk she sat there n waitd n waitd.den finally wen dey left she went in.2mins l8r she came out n complained.its cold.so all tt whining n waitin 4 nothing.HAHAHA!!!!
den of all e horrors....dum...dum!!!!our rm blacked out 2x!!!cuz we wer all foolin arnd den sudd van go hit a switch wantin 2 switch it off but nooo!!!it blacd out.den nat scared of e dark.den scream n hide under blanket.den dey go call mantainence guy.he cum.do wierdo thingy.left!gurray!den e 2nd tym.blackd out.den minen(tt small korean princess gurl)wuz zz ova.den sudd black out...AGAIN!.den she tried actin not scared n tryishin 2 protect nat.HA!kawaiiiness luhzz.den i so mean.go friten her wid witches stry..wait.i bulli lil kiddies.i tol kaiwen tt e witches came n took his hart.den i askd him if he can feel his hart.den he tried.den he wuz all starin @ mi...no...den he startd panic.den van&nat&sm came ova 2 scol mi...sniffs.i mean.dey small wierdos tt believe nything.n im a mean not so wierdo!haha!!!
den las dae of camp...sniffs....got gala nite.den van so bimb,go by dis long stip of eyeshadow!haha.den apply lyk wad.but lkd quite nyc.haha.den went down 4 it.haha..den had 2 play sum wierdo games.sumpthin lyk wad...imitation?den we chose 2 imitate legally blond so we er...dressd van up.haha.sooo retarded.but yar...didnt win.but she lkd...sam...conclusion:shes BIMB!k...den she got pissd @ us 4 saboin her n didnt tok 4 lyk...15mins---majorli long 4 her.so yar..so FUN!den took alotta fotos but not wid mi...CUZ mi cam jammed.idiot.
den yar...got lyk happiness dis wk!!!erm...las wk?i dunno,so funn!!!wan chuch camp cum again!!!faster!!!wheeeee!!!!
ok.i gtg naw.byee!!<33
Wednesday, June 20, 2007 | 9:56 PM
face it.im jinxd wid techno.
u c hor.1st i spoiled 3 earphones.
den i killed my ipod(wich got revived l8r)
den i killed my cam
den mi fone cam
den naw....e wors of all....
my fone!!!!
i wuz lyk fiddlefiddle
accidently press e security settings
den set password.den my fone turned of.den turn it on again.den demand 4 pw.wich i dunno.den naw my sim card is rejectd...sniffs.den i so idiot.go try sum crap code more den 8x.so naw ttly cannot wrk.lyk rip.dendenden,.....dun tink can wrk nymore.poodle sae tt means dey cancelled my sim.meanin.ill lyk hafta pay 4 a new 1 or sumpthin.sniffs...MORE...!!!!!crap luhzz. so ya.may not b able 2 sms 4 quite sum tym.again.im not dead.
lyk.yar...den is lyk x.!!!!!!!><
Sunday, June 10, 2007 | 8:57 PM
okae...2nd post 4 2dae.but is not lyk i care.cuz hor.i kinda lyk 4got abt it.den tok wid van...so yea..::
2dae rises n shine den so earli got church lerr.den freaky luhhz.go church den got sing dis freakin vegetales song.lyk omigosh!!!vegitales.n lyk seriously.we wer all = =.i mean seriously.even e p2s new wuz 2 sucky 2 sing.den cuz steff wuz leadin worship luhzz.so wuz lyk stare @ us wen we dun sing.but seriously...is she reallli xpectin us 2 sing?i tink not!lyk wtv luhhz.
den l8r so idiot.no music!!wheeeness.haw fun...!!!!not!!!!!!!!seriously larh.got no more guitarist.no cd den watt?sing lyk ewwness.so yea...dun think ny p6 gurll sang.wuz all juz starin blankly...i mean puhlease.if i mean...lyk...hillsong enthu song wud b so much betta luhhz...but noooo.....
apperently we gotta think of e small peeps.+ i so called marshiany perrot hoo got no idea wad friendster is...i mean pls...las tym e p6 gurls lead worship...i mean is wuznt ALL THAT but ya....rawkd compared 2 our normal...did hillsong songs n dey all sang lyk loudish.n lyk omg!even steff cud tell but nooo!!!dey dun wanna...den las tym got teens cum up.oso quite nyc...funnish...
den small grp steff gop wanna tok 2 us.wuz lyk::i can neva fin a sentence widout tellin u gurls 2 keep quiet.i feel tt i cant take it..(in a more steff tone)
n we wer all starestare..i m3an wad did she xpect b4 she so called took on dis challenge.is not lyk las ears batch wuz any betta.but noooo...dey GOTTA pic on us.den she wuz lyk::den durin worship..i dun c uall particip8in...y is tt?
den i wuz all::e songs suck(in nycer wrdss of course)
den shimei wuz all:yar...y cant we sing nycer songs???
even deb wuz lyk noding.den we wer lyk::lyk hillsong!!!n stuff?not vegetales...!!!
den she wuz lyk::we gotta tink of others..lyk e younger children..n all tt.
but u c..!!bcuz we tot em dese songs...tts haw dey noe haw 2 sing it.if deyr willing 2 teach songs lyk err...thankfullness n watt??pleasant wrds lyk honey comb..y not teach dese songs??
lyk seriously...n bsides.if dey juz gonna shake eyr heads @ our sugg widout even considering it 1 bit..den y bother askin?i mean.make up ur minds la ppl...gettin fann liaoxx
den l8r.go stop us frm goin out..!!!lyk wth
!!wuz all::o!!ur parents gotta pic u up.n we wer all DIAO= =!!!seriously?y dey so scared?
wad?scared tt we suddenli dcide 2 throw ourselves off e building or we suddenli dcide 2 go parkwae wid our fwens...seriously.i mean p2ish is ok.but omg!!!!12++??i tink nott.den all our parents where got wanna juz stand outside chuch doou wait 4 deyr kids go ouyt??!!!puhlease!!!den lyk we(mi sm n van) try tellin em tt our parents wan us go out by ourselves.den wuz
all::nooo!!!ur parents r supp 2 pic u up.ur not allowd 2 go out,stay!!wait 4 ur parents.but is not lyk...wtv.den vans parents dun cme dis chuch.den where got ppl pic her up.so she wuz all:i take mrt.den lyk watt.dey dun believe her.go ask crap qns.den she ans...patiently enuff.den FINALLI my dad came.den i got sm cuz parents alwaez 2gether mahh.den i tol her my dad there liaox..den she wuz lyk::ok.u can go.
so i left....
BUTT!!!!nooo!!she had 2 go tell my mumm:tell sy she not alowd go out herself....wth!!
n fyi::i not e onli 1 tt feels lyk dis.our hole cg(not sure abt rachelle n olivia) feel lyk tt.duch believe?c vans blogg..
lurv<33
| 3:52 PM
haha!!!hello ppl!!!
so long neva post...got tuition den lazy den...yalar...lollxx...
yesterdae went wid shimei ice sk8in.stupid vanessa las min go call us sae she cannot cum.den natasha go party.deb wrkin.rachel n olivia dun tok...so yar...onli mi n shimei wentt!!!yayy?
haha.so fun.den i so idiot.go wear ankle sox.den wen i sk8 go slide down so yala.got big blister on my foot.haha.
den got 2 angmor bdae parties wen we went.1 puny kidds.den e other 1 lyk watt..?13 yrs oldish.n dey go arnd in lyk a row of 5.dunno la.den irritatin.keep gettin in2 our waes.2 ppl ok luhzz.but 5 is er....2 much.ptthh
cant remember watt happen.oya!!den we went 2 watch oceans 13.ok lar.funni.but lyk i got lost in e middle.get confused hoos hoo.all lk same.2 mi...hurhur..-_-"so i wuz all pokepoke @ shimei n drinkin e coke so yea...lollxx.((:
took neos n wuz kinda sucky.cuz ice sk8in so ex.so took 2 booths...barely...lyk haha.but dey turnd out quite nyc so is ok.
didnt hv enuff $$.den wuz so scared luhhz.started countin e $ in e taxi stand.got lyk $7.30.den shimei dcided 2 show off her superior smartness n let go of her 50cents.fell in2 e drain so yea...erms...go shimei?n her smartness...
den so despo luhhzz.got in2 e taxi n we wewr lyk count again....wantd call my jie bring ova sum $ but herms...turnd out quite ok...had lyk 15c left ova...SO SMART!!!^^"
las few daes been goin jiang wid shimei n claire.wahlao.retardedness @ max ther luhhzz.tt place is full of geeks n erm...ppl hoo apparently think tt dey lk gd in uh....barbie clothes....-_-""dead serious luhhz.
den dunno wad e teacher got against us<-claire shimei mi))alwaes go pic on us.JUZ becuz sg=himei dropped her hole packet of $2.70 impact on e floor.n we tokd cuz we fin our wrk fast...doessnt mean...yea....n fyi::we picd up e sweets...so guai...
so yea..by
Friday, June 1, 2007 | 9:35 PM
ok...funness...sry neva blog 4 such a long tym...wuz busy/lazy/cudnt b bothered...yea...tt wuz probabli it.
pinpoints abt e past few daes::
- gwens tot gd charlotte wuz a gurls band.
- tot tt jesse mccartney wuz a gurl.reason juz jesse&charlotte r gurl names...=.=
- went junk shoppin wid sis @ bougis
- jie FINALLI took neos..^^
- countd tt i got a ttl of 190+ neos
- poodle foun out she gets hyp on 100+
- mrs boh bcame evil
- claire made a chocz banana cookie milkshake wich i kinda h8d...(sry claire)
o!!!we went compy lab alot...!!!den 1 tym we went den ahgong.poodle.poodle da jie.mi.val.rae.all went 2 play darkness 1&2 2gether lorhz.wid volume!!lollx.den ahgong got freakd...MAJOLI.wuz lyk ::hand cums out of door-screams.hand slaps bathrm shower door-squeals.whoa.tok abt manliness.-_-"den gm kept screamin @ her 2 shutup n she wuz lyk all white n shiverish.den we all go booli her,lollxx!!dun h8 us kailin.ur juz fun 2 erm...booli.
but den she bcame betta n normal so yea...no harm done.den we got new seatin arrangments!!!omg!!!i h8 it!!i turn 2 my left n i c HER.i turn NE n i c sam!>< !!!!i turn 2 my right.wel..i c wall.n BOO!!!!amazing.i dunno la.ms chia put mi nex 2 all e smarts in wel...practicalli almost everything...what..??!!2 make mi feel bad?n so called encourage mi 2 wrk harder?not gonna happen.cuz all e smarts do terrorize mi wid dier...erm...smartness..
so yeaaa.my schedule 4 hols?tuition everydae 9-5.pity mi!!!feel as tho im workin...coffee?